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Our Host (that’s me, hi) has returned from a brief trip to Mexico. Returning with him was a small but hungry psychic parasite. Last night, this creature caused a series of false awakening nightmares...
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The last US combat troops left a digitally constructed radioactive town. They exhibited symptoms of depression in the unbroken loneliness of a Starbucks. They have trained the local Control Forces to...
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MANATEE — Neurological inspectors from the Florida Department of Business and Professional Regulation of Black Holes and The Strangest and Most Fascinating Objects returned to an interactive map of The...
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WARWICK, R.I. — A mysterious and evil cult sacrificed four people staying at the Motel 6 on Jefferson Boulevard as a result of the hotel chain’s agreement to provide Control Force with a daily guest...
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Hoarders of images ERROR In a spherical map of galaxy superclusters, hoarders of images uncovered a chilling connection in a pattern of surgeries performed upon the luxury of private languages....
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Paintings of images from the Gaia-ESO Spectroscopic Survey have been discovered on a 1.73-acre site in the middle of downtown Seoul. Archaeologists have deconvolved the paintings of images and found 37...
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CCTV cameras revealed that a cheap swarm of racist, anti-gay mini-drones swarmed an event for black lesbians, injuring six and causing the event to be cancelled. The drones, tiny, intelligent gliders...
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While adding another second to the clock, The International Earth Rotation and Reference Systems (IERS)uncovered an almost perfectly preserved human body below a layer of invented time. Atsushi Koyama...
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The Nevada Highway carries dispatches from brood parasites and invasive fish to the coast of Florida and carries secret waste material from the 19th century to the excretory organs of the state; namely...
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Kitsch “offers instantaneous emotional gratification without intellectual effort, without the requirement of distance, without sublimation,” according to the philosopher Walter Benjamin, a pioneer of...
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